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The Best Online Poker Room

Ever wonder what the best online poker room would be like? Would it consist of naked women on the playing cards? How about plenty of moronic players having poor pot odds to catch their one outer? Let me tell you my dream online poker room.

There would be no rake. I understand that an online poker room needs to make money for its service, but give the players a break. If the average player actually knew how much money he/she was giving into the rake, they probably wouldn’t play. Find another way to make money besides over-charging players for wanting to play poker.

Freerolls every hour. I really don’t think there are enough freerolls today. With the online poker rooms spending millions on advertising, they need to take put some money back to their customers.

Plenty of players. The best online poker room would have twice as many players as Party Poker.

No trash talking. First time somebody talks trash or berates a player, they are kicked out of our poker room. Trash talking is useless.

Let people play as many tables as they want. Most poker rooms will only allow 3-4 tables at a time. If you have the ability to play 10 tables at one time, you should be able to.

Customer service would be perfect. Every email would be answered in a timely fashion (2-4 hours) and every phone call will be answered by a person who speaks the same language as me.

One day an online poker room will arrive and dominate the market by improving some basic customer requests. Let’s hope that day comes sooner then late. This will be best online poker room!

By Rich Spaulding